Here we are on the fourth day of Christmas, with a hefty slice of indigestion and plenty of feasting days left to go! In order to sustain us all through the jollity and over-indulgence, I have cobbled together this slightly altered version of one of the best known Christmas Carols. I'll just write the final verse, I'm sure you can work out the rest...
On the twelfth day of Christmas a psycho sent to me;
Twelve zombies chomping,
Eleven goblins hissing,
Ten ghouls a-shambling,
Nine spiders scuttling,
Eight ghosts a-haunting,
Seven mermen swimming,
Six vampires flying,
Five enchanted rings,
Four howling wolves,
Three Big Foots,
Two beasts from the deep,
And a severed head in a pear tree!
There you go, Merry Christmas!
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